Saturday, March 27, 2010

Recal Notice

I got this from a friend of mine, I thought I would share this it's cute..........

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code name Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequently Internal Non- Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.Some other symptoms
include:

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearless
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion


The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory- authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this Sin defect. The Repair Technician , Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is :P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control


Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continue to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit permanently impounded.


DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".





One of the ladies I am in bible study with gave us this. Yes, this is cute but we do really need to listen and pay attention. We are in control of our destiny, this is OUR CHOICE. It doesn't just happen. Enough of preaching here is an update of the Espinosa house hold:
Tasha and Daniel are great, just getting used to being new parents and newly weds
Gabriel is of course PERFECT AS PERFECT can be. He went to the doctors got his shots and weighs 12 pounds and grew 2 1?2 inches. He has beautiful eyes (of course he is taking after his mommy).

Nicole went to her doctor and will have the baby April 13th. Daddy will be here. He is out of school for a little while. We have been busy getting all the stuff we need for baby Elias's arrival.

Pappa E. and Gigi are anxiously waiting for our 2nd. grand baby. We are enjoying Gabriel and are awaiting Elias. We were all at church last night together and we were just watching our family. So perfect in it's own way. God has blessed us with Nicole and Natasha. from there we have Daniel, Gabriel, Anthony and soon to be Elias Anthony.How does life get any better than this. Our Family tree is growing and our circle of life is flouishing. All I can say to this is Thank You Jesus!!!!!


Blessings from GiGi.

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